****OUR CAST ~ HISTORICAL REFERENCE****
	Historical Notice~ Rehearsals Resume August at the Bonanza Set~ MANDATORY MEETING ( tba ) BONANZA RANCH 'Faultline Fling' BAR-B-QUE & Public Relations Filming & Performance OF 'MURDER AT THE MINER'S CAMP SALOON' Have a Great Summer!

*CASTING CALL* Warren Churchwell~ Playwright~

Our Theatre Troupe is NOW AUDITIONING for the following openings; Understudies for Miners and Dance Hall Gal Cast. These are PAID CAST POSITIONS. THIS IS NOT COMMUNITY THEATRE BUT A PROFESSIONAL TRAVELING THEATRE TROUPE, that works in conjunction with the Wild Bunch Old West Reenactors, Los Bravados Chapter. Email Warren, one of the Producers and the Playwright at wildnwoollywest@aol.com for any and all information~

***BONANZA RANCH***
	Home of our Annual Bar-B-Que~

Sue & Trixie
	Typhoid Sue and Trixie carousing~

Bill
	Diabolical Bill gabbin to the Saloon patrons~

The Foos
	Diabolical Bill chats with Yoo foo Yang and Chop Wong Wang the Cook

~Gold Camp Theatre Troupe~

We are Local Actors and 'Original Artists' performing Plays of the Bordertowns, Camp Towns & Rancheros of the Wild West~ Our current Production, 'Murder at the Miner's Camp Saloon'~ Our Scripts have been especially written or altered by the Playwright to fit various Cast members highly original and unique characteristics, thus the term, 'original Artists' thus providing for the audience, a rare opportunity to experience a production that seduces the actor to the part as much as the actor seduces the part to the play. We entice you to experience what some have expressed as "the Premiere Virgin Play", so pure is the exchange of concept to reality, of fantasy to factuality, as it were, that we have to pass out hankies during the performance. And what the hey, who are we to say it any better~

Big Nose Kate
	Modest soul that she is, Big Nose Kate will most likely volunteer her opinion with 'just a little prodding' or 'even an 'inkling of encouragement' ever so delicately intended, or most likely, otherwise not, regardless, the resulting broadside undaunted and most assurdedly having the same conclusion forthwith!

~ Our Cast ~ Scenes from 'Murder at the Miner's Camp Saloon'`

An electrifying gang of versatile Cast Members of some repute for their style and backgrounds, entertain their Audiences with fast moving high action drama. Their performances consists mainly of highly original El Dorado plays, of the Bordertowns, the Old Southwest and the works are all originals and center on themes they feel suit the audiences demeanor. They are readily available to perform, from small group occasions to large Corporate shindigs~

Doc & Kate
	When Southern Gentry meets Quick Wit, support, and comfort, on every level of one's demented soul, body, and character, as it were, we have a match made in, well, dare we say, somewhere between Heaven and Hell, or there assunder~

Justin
	Justin Pride~ Town Sheriff, and Diabolical Bill gaze away as the Foos exit through the Cook's Door and Trixie muses over the top of her cards toward Kid Curry~

Diamond Lil ~ Mistress of Ceremonies ~
	Fair warning to all the Gents as this flowery tongued Trollip will have your Money and your Manor before your Purser can Purvey Act IV of the Play.

Diabolical Bill engages Doc Holliday in a conversation that Trixie finds somewhat amusing to say the least~

Diabolical Bill & Doc Holliday
	Doc and Bill negotiate the finer points of Doc's use of Trollips between the hours of 11 pm and 1 am as 'off limits' in order to 'Seal a Deal'

Why, to suggest or imply that just about everybody is a little 'quick on the draw' at the Miner's Saloon, would make you highly elgible for the understatement of the decade~

Jusitin Pride ~ Town Sheriff

Justin Pride, a dynamo of pent up action and a robust take charge two fisted Hero of the Boomtown Wild West! Men tremble when they see him... well... Justin uses stealth and cunning opposed to all that bigger than life bogus stuff that Wild West Writers wrote books about. Those Fiction Heroes for the New York City folks that had everyone back East believing Wild Tales about Outlaws and Lawmen~ Justin is the only Law and Order within one haundred and ten miles of the Miner's Camp. He and he alone stands for the only hope of Justice in a wild and woolly wilderness world totally without the slightest notion of order.

Doc Holliday knows when its time to head for the floor when bullets start flying from every direction in the Miner's Saloon~

Typhoid Sue ~ Dance Hall Trollip
	...when Typhoid Sue starts curling her lips you do not want to be where English Bob is standing come Hell or High Water~

Doc knowa all too well every sob story calls for a shot of Whiskey and seeing how Typhoid Sues son, Kid Curry, has just been shot, what better time to temper the moment with a lamentful snort or two. Reverent!

Big Nose Kate ~ Saloon Floosy
	Aye me Lads, if the blarney was any thicker between a Southern Gents Flowery Oratory and a quick witted Trollips repatroire, indeed, it could cause even an old Sea Salt Sailor Blush~

Justin Pride gets cranked up to tongue lash the Miner's and it would appear Doc has just emptied his bottle at a most unopportune time~

Kid Curry ~ Saloon Rowdy
	The Kid with his spiffy mustache or sans the fuzz, is one balled up bang up confrontation waiting to happen and your best bet is to stay way out of the Kids way. Anxious to prove himself at your expense, or anybody's actually, the slightest excuse for a showdown will do~

Calamity comes out of her drunken stuper on occasion to say a few choice slurred comments or pass on bodily functions from a variety of directions~

Calamity
	Louder than a Jackass in Heat and as bashful as a Moose during mating season, Calamity has a way of shattering serinity like a lumberjack yelling TIMBER in a Prayer Meeting. Yet all in all, Calamity would give you her last swig of rot gut or her last plate of dead man's leg if you was in need~

Diabolical Bill offers to return all the Gold he nicked from Jack Potters Gold Sack if and only if the Gold will go to Annie Olsowells Baby, since Annie died during child birth that very evening giving birth to Jack's illegimate child....whew~

Trixie ~ Saloon Trollip
	Trixie is every Miner's favorite Trollip at the Miner's Saloon and right hand to Diabolical Bill in more ways than one~

English Bob ~ Bounty Hunter
	English would turn in his own Mother if there was a Bounty on her head. Alive or Dead, the latter being the most common result, English can sniff out a Wanted Man by the smell of fear when he enters a Saloon. English prefers to make his victems squirm some before a totally legal showdown.

Calamity

Typhoid Sue ~ English Bob ~ Kid Curry

Bill & Yoo Foo Yang #2 Daughter

Yoo Foo Yang #1 Daughter

Jack Potter ~ Miner

Bill & Foo

Calamity Brace Up
	Calamity 'braces up' to go out to Murderer's Bar to bring in some Indians that may be on the warpath and may have attacked a Stagecoach there. Trying to raise up a Posse, she has to be sure she "don't embarass the boys" by outdoing them.

Doc Holliday

English Bob , Typhoid Sue & Kid Curry
	Kid Curry bites off a little more than he can chrew when he starts a confrontation with English Bob the Bounty Hunter, when English draws and blows the Kids hat off.

Kanin O'Malley ~ Saloon Piano

Thyphoid Sue
	Typhoid Sue threatens to blow English Bob's head off with a Derringer if he would have fired more than once at Kid Curry, the Kid being her only child. A surprise to them both is that the Kid and English both have the same unusal birth mark in exactly the same shape and location. What is not surprising is that English and Sue were formal lovers in New Orleans eighteen years earlier.

Tasha the Mail Order Bride
	Tasha attempts to explain that Indians surround the Saloon! Unfortunately, she does not speak Engish~

Chief Thunder Cloud~

Chief Thunder Cloud, brother to Chief Thunder Clap, seeks Firewater at the Miner's Saloon~ Since birth, having come out feet first, Thunder Cloud has behaved in a contrary manner, doing everything backwards. He takes a bath in the dirt and dries off with water. He rides his horse backwards. He sais goodbye when he arrives and sais hello when he leaves. This makes him one dangerous person to be around. If he sais he hates you he means he loves you and if he sais he loves you he means he hates you. . One good Indian to stay away from!

#1 Daughter with Puffy Puffy
	Yoo Foo Yang does not care being stuck with Jack the Miner's Puffy Puffy

Kid Curry & Typhoid Sue
	Kid curry causes his mother sniffles as she realizes he may be killed if he cannot control his emotions over his fiance's death during child birth to Jack Potter's baby.

Elgible Miners for Mail Order Bride
	The Miners that pooled their funds to order a Mail Order Russian Bride are victums of fate as instead of taking turns with her, line up as she is allowed to choose between just one of them when the lucky one that won rights to 100% of her was badly wounded in a free for all shoot out.

Doc & Kate
	Doc and Big Nose Kate share a sly moment when they relish having retrived a leather map from Jack Potters body as it lay on the Saloon floor as the Miners fought over some bogus claims.

Sheriff, Bill and Kid Curry
	Sheriff Justin Pride, Diabolical Bill and Kid Curry hoist a toast to Hell as the Kid admits he is intent on sending English Bob the Bounty Hunter there personally, even though, the same may actually be, by some twist of fate, his own father.

Kate, Bill & Calamity
	Diabolical Bill reminds one and all as he hoists a toast to Calamity, to the fact that during the night, she single handledly chased off an Indian War Party, much to the amusement to Big Nose Kate. Being passed out at a gaming table most the night, Calamity, once awake, and with the sunrise, wanted to form a Posse and go after the very same Indians again.

Kate, Doc & Kid
	Kid threatens to blow entire Saloon to Hell with bundle of Dynamite if everyone does not stop yellling Yea and Boo. Doc calls his bluff and actually lights bundle and luckily Ned has enough sense to toss it out the outhouse window. Unfortunately it landed next to the Miner's Supply Shack, thus creating a new mine shaft in the camp.

Jack Potter enters the Saloon
	Jack Potter is mobbed by his adoring Saloon Gals as he enters with a sack of Gold Nuggets.

Can Can
	The Saloon Gals form up for the Can Can and Dance about and bring Jack into the action.

Jack goes down !
	While frollicking with the Gals and winding his way throough the crowd on the dance floor Jack suddenly takes a turn for the floor never to get up anymore.

Chief Thunder Clap
	The Chief with his Tribe on the Warpath and threatening to burn down the Saloon, his daughter Kicking Butte inside and having discovered that her lover Jack is dead, is demanding a replacement lover for his robust daughter or else all die when the drums stop.

Julio & Support Staff
	Support Staff~ Chaparrosa Leather Shop~ Pioneertown~ Pioneertown~ Animated Event Coordinator~ Julio Livestick~

O'Malley~
	Knuckles O'Malley, Saloon Piano Player~

Music~ 'Compadre' Jeremy Sherman